FRANK KING

THIS SPEAKER'S SET FEE PLACES HIM/HER WITHIN THE RANGE OF:

$7,500 and under
 
TRAVELS FROM: Washington

VIDEOS:

SPEECH TITLES AND/OR TOPICS

  • Get Up Off Your Aspirations
  • You Gotta Find The Funny
  • Politics: Don't Get Me Started
  • Wellness: Lube, Oil, and Valve Job
  • Customer Service: Say It! Get Paid!
  • Funny Facilitator/Emcee
  • After Dinner Comedy Keynote: Make a Living, Not a Difference

Categories

After Dinner Speaker | Customer Service | Entertainment | Humor | Political Humor

Biography

Proving time and again that funny doesn''t have to be blue. Wanna laugh? Book Certified Speaking Professional, Frank King. His corporate comedy is clean, clever, and customized to your group, industry, and/or event. You can re-tell his jokes at the water cooler and not be sued for sexual harassment or be forced to take diversity training.

Frank King was a quarter-finalist on Star Search, he lost to a puppet. He has also appeared on An Evening at the Improv, Showtime''s Comedy Club Network, and CNN's Business Unusual. He has opened up for, among others, Jeff Foxworthy, Adam Sandler, Pauli Shore (but if you tell anyone I''ll kill you), Dana Carvey, Kevin Pollock, Jerry Seinfeld, The Beach Boys (or at least, what's left of 'em), Neil Sedaka (world's worst toupee), Mary Wilson, and The Fifth Dimension. In addition to telling jokes, he has been busy, selling jokes. He has written for Jay Leno, Joan Rivers, and Dennis Miller.

Here's what will not happen, if you book Frank King:
o You will not get a "checkup, from the neck up" (and if I hear anybody utter that phrase again, I think I may throw-up)
o You will not "Awaken the Giant Within" (trust me, nobody, giants included, are any help to anyone until after their second cup of coffee)
o You will not learn any of "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People" (one of which, and I''m guessing here, is overusing the word paradigm)
o Nor will you: think outside the box, break the secret code of accomplishment, fly with eagles even though you work with turkeys, or be empowered (whatever that means) in any way

Here's what will happen if you book Frank King:--You''ll laugh and you''ll learn.
Whether he's:
o Roasting the high and mighty in a fun and gentle manner
o Acting as a comic master of ceremonies keeping the event fun, moving, and on time
o Posing as a corporate imposter, sounding like he knows exactly what he's talking about, but of course, has no earthly idea
o Or serving as a funny facilitator (a humorous host and MC) from the opening general session to the final meal, handling all the housekeeping announcements and speaker introductions, and then capping the event with his uproariously funny after-dinner speech
o He's sure to make you and the entire entertainment committee look good.
o He's the best thing to happen to after-dinner, since dessert.

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